I am James. I like ham. Ham is nice. I hate bowling.
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James also works tirelessly to keep the site running.
james
2021
Stories: 12
2020
Stories: 50
- A star is born
- The lost drone of friendship
- Abigail from the mainland
- Ooo, what a lovely bunch of cobbles
- And the tongue
- A damn good travelling
- Mugs game
- Right wake, right time
- Handy Andy
- Steak bleu
- Hobbs nobbing
- For the best
- The one where Johnny shares his antique coin collection with a lady
- Hung hung
- Drivel
- Curtains for Dixon Shallop
- Beans are good for a sore heart
- Missed the boat
- Not Dragon Island
- Allotment Jack
- Esme, the Chaste
- See how it goes
- Squirty Cream
- Java Juice
- A thousand thundering thrills await
- Two shits
- The Prodigal Son
- Donald on dating
- Canalside
- some books
- Dicey odds
- The Agony of Choice
- Goose
- Mister Desperate
- Ben party
- in the dirt
- Moping around
- I do like to be beside the seaside
- Golden showers
- Joe's lottery win
- Al and me
- I believe I can fly
- Good time girl
- Down with laney
- Criminal Masterminds
- Spanna
- I mean nothing to him
- scared straight
- Crashed date
- Tubbs-thumping
2019
Stories: 46
- Christmas list
- The Great Outdoors
- From the heart
- the little death
- Guns and Roses
- A bunch of fives
- Something not to tell the grandkids
- Addam’s Family Values!
- the juggler
- Chasing Rainbows
- Thundercat's ho
- A minor disagreement
- Taste the rainbow
- Jason and the Cave-o-nauts
- Diamond geezers
- when you wish upon a star
- painted red
- nice little runner
- james
- james
- Just Right
- eagle child
- Factor Five Hundred
- Somewhere Over The Rainbow
- beauty and the beast
- Right in the kisser
- How I met your mother
- Till death us not part
- Big Dunc
- Every little thing gonna be alright
- Sweet smell rose
- Riding The Rapture
- Schrödinger's box
- The Milking Shed
- Now you don't see me
- Nubtrunk
- Funny face
- Diamonds are for Emma
- lovey lovey lovey lovejoy
- Powerflush
- Coward of the county
- One last naked game
- Dancing queen
- The Green Room
- Sous-vide style
- Old shocky
2018
Stories: 16
- Great pies a-flyin
- 5am
- Lesliebody and the missed halloween debacle
- Leslie the lateful
- The Grimethorpe Colliery Banned
- Leslie the lateful
- The Beast Slayer's Apprentice
- Roger the noble
- Smut
- Juicy Lucy
- Anyone But Corbyn
- roly's foot car wash
- sweet valentine
- Everything is better down where it is wetter
- Wrecking ball
- True love’s star burns bright
2017
Stories: 39
- a boy called alex
- sausages
- The Jones System for Screw Organisation and Delivery
- A measure of growth
- grace around the world
- Welsh rabid
- Three wishes
- AD 79
- The Belles of Saint Clement's
- Not my type
- I love Lucy
- Number 67
- Things are better with a little bit of razzamatazz
- Evan's Above
- brainwaves
- on the road
- Too frantic
- anticipation
- Plus One
- Snow White and the Seven Drug Mules
- Bellini Boys
- Moongirl
- passions aflame
- dad's medal
- Ding Dongs Merrily Awry
- A case of lilt
- Saint Peter and the Virgin
- Harold the duck
- lessons in the stars
- lord lucan
- Sisters of mercy
- Skullface
- Ferocious Phillip
- Twelfth of never
- I'm a bucket man
- Mister Toby
- Dogfish beach
- just so
- will it blend